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If a player who
has taken a formal lesson from a licensed golf teacher or club professional on
the same day that he commences a stipulated round of golf approaches his ball
in an oddly studied manner prior to hitting it, or addresses it with exaggerated
concentration, or aligns himself along his target line with elaborate care, or
waggles his club an excessive number of times, or interrupts his practice swing
to examine the position of his elbows, arms, or upper body, or obsessively and
repeatedly shifts the placement of his hands or feet, or noticeably alters the
speed, plane, or length of his swing, or makes any other visible modifications
in his characteristic style of play, and he then hits an unsatisfactory shot,
he may replay it without assessing a stroke, provided that he clearly attributes
the mis-hit to ineffective and inappropriate instruction and immediately abandons
all of his recent innovations and returns to his traditional game.
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