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Botanical Obstruction

When a player's swing is impeded by any part of a fixed and growing plant, he may sit upon or lean against it in order to address his ball provided that neither the assumption of his stance nor the execution of his stroke results in a permanent alteration in the shape of the plant or a significant reduction in its size.