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Hostile Growth

If, in order to sit upon or lean against a plant or remove deadwood from it or interweave and immobilise interfering branches, a player would have to subject himself to scratches, cuts, or pricks from thorns, brambles, briers, spines, burrs, needles, or thistles, he may, without penalty, tap or kick his ball to the nearest safely playable unobstructed lie.