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Temporary Restraint of Foliage

If a player is impeded in the taking of his stance by a plant whose limbs or boughs are unmistakably alive but pliant enough to be bent and twisted without breaking, he may intertwine and interlace them in such a way that they remain fixed in place for the duration of his stroke, provided that the process of their immobilisation does not require the use of artificial restraints such as belts, shoelaces, bag straps, or tag loops.