| I always play
well when it rains. |
| I am almost 50;
I need to practice for the senior circuit. |
| I am just very
optimistic I will play well if I golf today, so I'm going. |
| I am required
to golf for work; I love my job. |
| I am sick of playing
golf on my computer. I want to play for real. |
| I am useless at
work unless I golf twice a week. |
| I bought a double
titanium krypton driver with atomic shaft and sand grooved grips. I need to try
it out. |
| I bought a golf
cart at a rummage sale. |
| I bought a whole
new golf wardrobe. |
| I bought those
new golf contact lenses, guaranteed to cut 5 strokes off your score. |
| I called in sick
at work. |
| I came home from
work, and a note instructed me to leave and go golfing. |
| I can expense
it for business purposes. |
| I can finally
keep my driver in the fairway. |
| I can finally
play under pressure, so I can start betting again. |
| I can get some
lawn care tips from the ground maintenance crew. |
| I can pass gas,
and no one is the wiser. |
| I can shoot par
on the computer version now I want to try the real thing. |
| I collect used
tees in all the tee boxes. |
| I could finally
afford a pair of name brand clubs - I want to see if I can break 120! |
