| I watched the
pros on TV, and it looks easy, so I want to try it. |
| I went to the
ballet last night, so my wife s letting me go golfing today. |
| I woke up in the
parking lot of the golf course. |
| I won a new set
of clubs; I no longer have to rent clubs. |
| I won green fees
in the employee raffle. |
| I work nights;
I have nothing else to do during the day. |
| If you buy a dozen
golf balls at the pro shop on Tuesdays, they will let you stay and play. |
| I'm getting married
this afternoon. I need to sneak in 36. |
| I'm happiest on
the golf course. |
| I'm home shopping,
and my real estate agent is taking me golfing to show me a few houses. |
| I'm hopelessly
addicted to golfing. |
| I'm hungry and
a hot dog just tastes better on the course. |
| I'm locked out
of the house and I only have keys to the car trunk (where my clubs are). |
| I'm so late for
work, I'm just not even going to go in. |
| I'm trying to
conserve energy, and the course uses electric carts. |
| It feels great
fixing ball marks on the green. |
| It gets me out
of the house. |
| It is a three-day
weekend and my wife has to work. |
| It is an opportunity
to meet new friends. |
| It is better than
cleaning out the garage. |