| My girlfriend
asked me to get out of the house for a few hours. |
| My girlfriend
bought me a perspiration-free golf shirt. |
| My girlfriend
went out with her friends. |
| My girlfriend
went to the movies, and I need to kill a few hours. |
| My girlfriend's
grandma cooks such good meals; the course is the only place to walk off the meal. |
| My golf pro said
I have to go at least once a day. |
| My grandfather
taught me to golf and I want to keep his legacy going. |
| My grandma instructed
me to go. |
| My horse is sick,
so polo is out of the question for today. |
| My hose is broken
so I can't wash the car, I might as well go golfing. |
| My house is being
painted. I need to get out for a couple of hours. |
| My house is being
remodelled, so I need to get out of the house. |
| My kids are away
at camp. |
| My kids keep want
and try to beat me. |
| My motorcycle
broke down right in front of my favourite course. |
| My mum is making
me teach my little brother to play. |
| My mum is taking
the kids to the amusement park - so I'm taking the afternoon off. |
| My new golf bag
has a cooler that guarantees beer to stay cold for 5 hours. |
| My new golf shorts
have a special built-in pocket to hold tees. |
| My new shoelaces
are guaranteed to lower my score. |
