| My wife is making
me teach her how to golf. |
| My wife is out
shopping for curtains. |
| My wife is pregnant,
and she just wants me out of the house. |
| My wife is taking
the kids golfing. I'll think I'll tag along. |
| My wife lets me
golf, if I go to church. |
| My wife looks
sexy carrying golf clubs. |
| My wife made me
join her golf league, so we can spend quality time together. |
| My wife only lets
me play miniature golf; I need the real thing. |
| My wife said if
I cleaned the garage out, I could go; so I took my clubs out of the garage and
put them in my trunk and went golfing. |
| My wife took lessons,
so now I have to take her out on the course. |
| My wife took the
kids on vacation. |
| My wife wants
to have sex, so I'm going golfing. |
| My wife was yelling
at me, so I had to get out of the house. |
| My wife went furniture
shopping. |
| My wife went house
hunting with her sister. |
| My wife went shopping
and asked me not to be home when she returns. |
| My wife went to
a baby shower and I have nothing to do. |
| Replays are only
$20. |
| Senior citizens
get a discount this year! |
| Since getting
my new camera, I collect photos of every green. |
