| Since winning
the Lottery, I need something to occupy my time. |
| Someone asked! |
| Standing over
a birdie putt is just thrilling. |
| Summer is almost
over, and I just have not played enough. |
| That's where they
told me to go for the job interview. |
| The ATM made a
mistake, now I have some extra money. |
| The bachelor party
starts on the golf course. |
| The bowling alley
was closed. |
| The British Open
has me all excited. |
| The clouds are
just white and puffy. Perfect golf clouds. |
| The clubhouse
was just remodelled. |
| The clubs are
the only things I got in the divorce settlement. |
| The course does
not require you to replace divots. |
| The course guarantees
no flies or mosquitoes. |
| The course has
a special before 7.00am. |
| The course has
great drinking water at the tee boxes. |
| The course has
great golf magazines in the bathroom stalls. |
| The course has
the best Philly cheese steaks at the turn. |
| The course is
allowing me to demo clubs for free today. |
| The course is
going to aerate the greens next week. |
