| I couldn't golf
when I was married, so any time is good now. |
| I do all my praying
on the course. |
| I don't have a
logo ball from that course. |
| I don't have time
for the driving range, but I have time to play 18. |
| I enjoy driving
the golf carts. |
| I enjoy hitting
things. |
| I enjoy looking
for my ball in the rough. |
| I enjoy looking
through the used golf balls in the pro shop. |
| I enjoy nature. |
| I enjoy the peace
and quiet on the course. |
| I enjoy the smell
of freshly cut grass. |
| I enjoy wearing
golf caps. |
| I finally can
make my ball go left to right. |
| I finally have
a chance to play with someone worse than me. |
| I finished all
my projects at work. |
| I finished cutting
my grass. |
| I gambled away
my mortgage money last week, so I need to win it back today. |
| I gave up intimacy
with my wife, so this is my new vice. |
| I get depressed
when I don't play. |
| I get more work
done on the course than at the office. |
