| They are fumigating
my office, so I have to find something to do this afternoon. |
| They are giving
away free golf tees with every nine holes purchased. |
| They are having
an open house on my home, so I have to find something to do. |
| They are offering
18 holes for the price of 9. |
| They are offering
a free round of golf with a nights stay at this hotel; I'm considering moving
in permanently. |
| They clean my
clubs after the round is over. |
| They didn't promote
me at work, so I am taking as much time off as possible. |
| They don't make
you rake the traps at this course. |
| They gave me free
greens fees because it was so slow last week. |
| They give out
free peanuts at the turn. |
| They have a great
microbrewery at the clubhouse. |
| They have really
soft toilet paper at the golf course. |
| They have the
best driving range. |
| They installed
rain guards on the back of the carts to keep my clubs dry. |
| They just got
all new range balls. |
| They just replaced
the rye with bluegrass in the fairways. |
| They put in a
new sand trap on the long par-5 fairway. |
| They put in a
nursery at the clubhouse, so I can have them baby-sit and me golf! |
| They put new tee
boxes on the par-5's. |
| They say the greens
are tough in Myrtle. I have to try it for myself. |
