| This course has
the best sand traps. |
| This course offers
free caddies with each round purchased. |
| This new course
has valet parking. |
| Those new thin
tees allow me to hit my drive an extra 10 yards. |
| Tomorrow is ladies
day, so I have to get out today. |
| We are having
the family reunion at the golf course. |
| We lost electricity
in our house. |
| We might play
a links course; I wouldn't have to see any other golfers. |
| What else am I
supposed to do on vacation - spend time with the kids? |
| What else would
I do on vacation. |
| When I visit my
brother; that's all he does, so I have to golf. |
| When the course
is dried out, I can hit the ball a lot further. |
| When you buy 18
holes, you get the second 18 for free. |
| Who needs an excuse
to go golfing? |
| Why not go golfing? |
| Winter is coming.
I need to get out as much as possible. |
| With the economy
doing so well, I need to take up a new expensive sport. |
| With the wind
blowing, I can drive the greens on the par-4's. |
| You can get the
best cigars on the golf course. |
| You get a free
lunch with every round of golf. |
