| I learned a new
putting technique, which makes me only one-putt. |
| I like collecting
yardage books. |
| I like going swimming
in the clubhouse pool after I golf. |
| I like golfing
because I can pee outside. |
| I like playing
cards in the locker room when I'm done golfing. |
| I like playing
scrambles. |
| I like playing
with these guys; they don't make me putt out. |
| I like reading
long putts. |
| I like saving
score cards from every round I play. |
| I like seeing
my footprints on the dew in the early morning. |
| I like seeing
the fish in the ponds when I look for my ball. |
| I like taking
the perfect divot. |
| I like the beer
girl, so I have to play every day in order to talk with her. |
| I like the benches
at the tee boxes. |
| I like the break
of the greens on this course. |
| I like the feeling
of the wind blowing in my hair when I drive the golf cart. |
| I like to think
about life while I golf. |
| I like using the
ball washers. |
| I like watching
the geese on the course. |
| I liked playing
in the sand as a child; I simply continue to enjoy it as an adult (kind of). |
