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Excuses that you
can tell when you just have to go and play golf!
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| A free round of
golf was included with lessons. |
| A free round of
golf was thrown in for test driving the car. |
| After reading
the USGA rules, I have to change my theory on golf. |
| All the cool kids
play golf. |
| All the executives
from my company play this course. |
| All the pin placements
are forward today. |
| All the TV shows
are reruns. |
| Because I am retired. |
| Church was cancelled
because of all the snow, so I'm going golfing. |
| Drinking beer
and golfing is just fun. |
| Excuse? I don't
need no stinking excuse!
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| Free beer at the
turn. |
| Frustration is
a rush. I can only get that on a golf course. |
| Golf brings our
my best competitive nature. |
| Golf fills the
long void of the weekend until work starts again. |
| Golf is the only
place I can take my girlfriend where she can't talk constantly. |
| Golf teaches me
patience, and I need a lesson. |
| History dictates
the more I play, the better I get. |
| I almost broke
90 last time out. I need to keep trying. |
| I always meet
interesting people on the course. |
