| I think my ball
is addicted to water. That's why it keeps landing in the river. |
| I thought blue
markers meant 100 yards. |
| I thought I could
ask what club you use without taking penalty strokes. |
| I thought if the
ball is above your feet it will slice. |
| I thought that
when I turned 40 I could play from the gold tees. |
| I thought the
red stakes were a target towards the green. |
| I thought the
right hand was supposed to be on top when I putt. |
| I thought the
white stake on the side is what I was aiming for. I didn't realise it was out
of bounds. |
| I thought this
little shark on my shirt made me play better. |
| I thought this
was a dog leg left. It looks like that from the score card. |
| I thought this
was a par 5. I was laying for a par. |
| I thought this
was a par six. I was just laying up. |
| I thought this
was the nine iron, not the six. |
| I thought we were
using the green over there. |
| I thought you
aim halfway when chipping with a 7 iron. |
| I thought you
get a Mulligan every hole. That's the way I was taught. |
| I thought you
said dog-leg left, not right. |
| I thought you
said, 'dog leg left.' |
| I took too much
of a divot. It caused the ball to fall short of the 125 yards required. |
| I took too much
sand on that swing. |
