| I took toomuch
of the earth on that swing. |
| I usually hit
the driver off the fairway fine. The greens-keeper must be doing a poor job. |
| I usually just
play the slice. Now I'm hitting it straight. I just don't understand this game. |
| I usually play
fromt he blue tees. Being this close confuses me. |
| I usually play
with the club pro, bu the isn't here to give me tips. |
| I usually use
titanium clubs. These tungsten clubs are too light. |
| I usually walk.
This 'riding in the cart' is not allowing me to get in a groove. |
| I wanted to practice,
but the range was out of balls. |
| I was bent too
far forward over the ball to get spin on it. |
| I was better before
I retired. I just don't have time to golf anymore. |
| I was in Seattle
the last three weeks and all it did was rain. I couldn't practice. |
| I was kicked off
of my high school golf team because I kept fondling the balls. I haven't played
since. It's too emotionally painful. |
| I was standing
too close to the ball. |
| I was surrounded
by trees. |
| I was thrown off
the tour, so I haven't been able to play regularly. |
| I was up all night
watching 'MASH' reruns. I didn't get any rest. |
| If the lip on
the hole wasn't pushed up it would have fallen. |
| If the pin was
pulled, it would have gone Gust of Windin. |
| I'm afraid I'll
kill another bird - I just can't get over the fear. |
| I'm dehydrated
from the heat. |
