| I'm doing exactly
waht my golf instructor told me to do, but the ball keeps slicing. |
| I'm exhausted
- the batteries in my TV remote died yesterday. |
| I'm getting married
in three hours - I can't concentrate. |
| I'm getting old,
I used to beat you all the time when you were kids. |
| I'm getting out
of the box fine - it's my short game that is so bad. |
| I'm gripping the
club way too hard. |
| I'm having trouble
adjusting to these left-handed clubs, but I did save $20. |
| I'm hung over
from the 18 holes yesterday. |
| I'm just not releasing
on the ball. |
| I'm missing some
spikes on my golf shoes and it causes me to slip. |
| I'm not wearing
my lucky golf strap. |
| I'm only playing
for the charity. |
| I'm out of tees,
but I have a bunch at home. |
| I'm pulling my
club back too fast. |
| I'm tired because
I usually never walk. |
| I'm too busy at
work to get away and play. I'm inconsistent. |
| I'm used to playing
courses with pine trees. The oaks are distracting. |
| I'm used to playing
in Alaska. When I hit the pond, it's usually frozen. This isn't fair. |
| I'm used to playing
night golf. This daytime stuff confuses me. |
| In Ireland, they
don't count when I swing and miss. |
