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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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It has been a long week at work and my boss is a jerk. I can't relax.
It hurts too much to practice, with the war injury and all.
It is just too cold to play golf.
It must have been that last beer. I had a great round going.
It must have kicked the wrong way off of the hill because the shot looked perfect.
It rained all week and I couldn't practice.
It was easier to putt when I wasn't good. Now it's just too much pressure.
It's just too hot to be playing golf, I can't focus.
Its much windier on the west coast. I need at least 30 knots to play properly.
It's my first time playing golf this year.
It's not my swing - its' the clubs!
It's only the eighteenth hole. I'm not quite warmed up yet.
It's so humid, I came out of the trap on the last hole and the wind blew the sand in my face and now it's stuck and I can't see.
It's this new putter, I can't get a feel for it.
It's too cold to play this morning. Someone turn up the heat.
It's too humid. My shirt is sticking to my body. I need to start wearing deodorant.
I've been working on my MBA, I just haven't had time to practice.
I've only been golfing 20 years. I don't have my swing down yet.
I've only played with these clubs twice.
Just to beat my score, my father gave me hollow golf balls.
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