| Mulligan! |
| My allergies are
killing me. I can't deal with all the pressure. |
| My angle of impact
exceeded the reflection angle, causing me to duff the shot. |
| My arm moved too
far to the left of the vertex. |
| My athlete's foot
is causing me to mis-hit. |
| My back is sunburned,
it hurts to swing. |
| My back swing
is way too short. |
| My back-swing
is too flat. |
| My ball has a
scuff on it from hitting the pin on the last par-3. Now it spins too much around
its axis. |
| My ball isn't
white, I can only play with white golf balls. |
| My ball landed
in a fairway divot because some lazy-butt didn't replace his divot. |
| My ball must have
hit a sprinkler head. It ended up in the water. I never go in the water. |
| My ball ricocheted
off that water pump and went into the woods. That should be a do-over. |
| My ball was buried
in the sand. Some idiot never raked the trap. |
| My ball was resting
on a tree stump. |
| My ball was wedged
in the corner between the grass and sand. I had no shot. |
| My balls need
to be cleaned and the washer is out of water. |
| My body is swaying
too much from the alcohol. |
| My body tipped
forward on the back-swing which opened the face of the 3-wood, creating a slice. |
| My brother took
my good golf glove. |
