| My golf bag is
too small. I usually have a larger selection of clubs. |
| My golf glove
is wet. I can't get a grip on the club. |
| My grip just isn't
comfortable. |
| My hair gel evaporated
and now my hair keeps getting in my eyes. |
| My hands are sweaty
and the club house had no soap. |
| My hands are too
far to the left on my grip. |
| My hat is too
tight. It's giving me a headache. |
| My knee hurts
from my old high school football injury. |
| My lucky argyles
are in my other golf bag. I can't putt without them. |
| My lucky hat is
in my wife's car. Otherwise that putt would have dropped. |
| My old Caddy's
notes are in Japanese and I can't interpret them since he was deported. |
| My other driver
has a 11.5 degree loft, I can't hit a 9 degree driver. |
| My other driver
is a 8.5 degree loft. I'm losing too much distance out of the box. |
| My pager vibrated
during that putt. |
| My pants are too
tight, but I think the beer girl likes them. |
| My putter shaft
is bent. |
| My rain suit is
at home. I don't play well while wearing wet clothes. |
| My rain suti is
too tight and I can't swing my club smoothly. |
| My regular caddie
was arrested. This guy is an idiot-he doesn't know a 3 wood from a 5 wood. |
| My shoes aren't
tied tight enough. |
