| My short game
is my strong suit, not driving. |
| My short game
is not what I focused on in my last lesson. |
| My socks are wet
from the rain. I keep slipping in my shoes. |
| My subscription
to that golf magazine ran out. |
| My swing looks
perfect on video, I don't know what's wrong. |
| My tee had a crack
in it. I usually only buy stuff made in the USA. |
| My tempo is off
since the incident with the ball washer. |
| My thumb wasn't
aligned with the club's axis. |
| My underwear is
soiled from when that guy's ball almost hit me. It's very distracting. |
| My usual golf
cart is a Lexus. This one is uncomfortable-it has no lumbar support. |
| My usual group
is much better than you guys. They raise my level of play. |
| My wife didn't
wash my lucky golf shirt. |
| My wife is a bitch
and she doesn't let me out, but she has the money so I put up with her. |
| My wife is pregnant
and I can't get any sleep-she nags and eats constantly. |
| My wife was awarded
my balls in the divorce. |
| My wife won't
let me play since having the kid. I knew I should have gotten a dog instead. |
| My wrists aren't
breaking on impact. |
| No one has replaced
their ball marks on the green, and my putt keeps angling off course. |
| On impact my hips
went through too early and it opened up my swing, causing the ball to angle improperly. |
| One of my shoelaces
broke on the back-swing. |
