| Polo is my strong
game. |
| Since breaking
up with her, my house is dirty, so are my clothes and so are my balls. I can't
concentrate with dirty balls. |
| Since cancelling
my subscription for Golf Digest, I just don't play well. |
| Since filing for
bankruptcy, I can only golf twice a week. |
| Since I got the
implants, my swing just isn't the same. |
| Since shooting
68, I haven't been able to break 100. |
| So what if it
was a three-footer. I was only trying to get the ball close, not make it. |
| Some drops of
sweat fell in my eyes and I missed the ball. |
| Some idiot ahead
of us keeps leaving sunflower seeds on the green. |
| Someone left a
cigar burning on the green and it made my putt drift. |
| Someone stole
my other clubs because I forgot to set the alarm on my golf bag. |
| That bee must
be addicted to my cologne. It keeps following me from hole to hole. |
| That bird deflected
my shot into the woods. I hope my ball isn't scuffed. |
| That car dealership
overcharged me so I can't afford the good balls. |
| That car door
slammed while I was swinging. |
| That duct tape
just doesn't work as well as real grips. |
| That golf channel
has me all screwed up. |
| That leaf blew
in front of my putt! |
| That leaf rolled
in front of my putt. |
| That pond wasn't
there last week. |
