| That putt was
short because I'm using those South American golf balls. It was one revolution
short. |
| That rock reflected
my putt to the left. |
| That shadef of
that tree got in my eyes. |
| That sunflower
seed threw off my putt. |
| That tree wasn't
there last year. This is a conspiracy. |
| That was supposed
to be a practice swing. |
| The airline ground
crew cracked my driver. I now have to tee off with my 3 wood. |
| The airline lost
my bags. Again. |
| The alarm on my
watch went off during my back swing. |
| The ball broke
uphill. There must be a lake beyond that river. |
| The ball doesn't
fly as far here as in Canada. |
| The ball just
broke too much to the left. |
| The ball should
go left if the ball is above my feet. |
| The ball was wedged
up against the tree. I had no shot. |
| The ball washer
was out of water, I couldn't focus with the speck of dirt on the ball. |
| The balls fly
much further in Colorado. I can't get my distance gauged. |
| The beer cart
girl went home. I can't relax. |
| The cable went
out at home last night, and I missed my last lesson on the golf channel. |
| The chipping area
was closed at 3am. That's when I come to practice. |
| The club only
had small buckets available at the range. I needed a large. |
