| The clubs I ordered
on the Internet haven't arrived. I'm stuck with these old ones. |
| The course doesn't
let you chip on the practice green. |
| The curvature
of the earth caused my putt to move away from its intended target. |
| The dew on the
green slowed up my putt. |
| The driving range
uses a different type of golf ball, I can't gauge my distance. |
| The driving range
was closed. |
| The driving range
wouldn't let me use any of my woods, only irons. |
| The fairway looks
like it slopes to the left, not the right. |
| The geese keep
following me. It makes me nervous. |
| The golf cart
ran over my ball and plugged it. |
| The golf seminar
I wanted to go to was sold out. |
| The golfers on
the other tee box were talking and I couldn't concentrate. |
| The GPS on this
cart is way off. |
| The grass bunker
gave me no shot. Who the hell designed the course? |
| The green sloped
differently last year. |
| The greens are
much faster in Florida. |
| The greens are
too fast. They are like ice. |
| The greens I normally
play on are much slower. |
| The greens-keeper
aerated the fairways too early in the season. I can't get any roll on the ball. |
| The greens-keeper
hasn't mowed the green this week. Now the greens are too slow. |
