| The ground is
too dry. My divots are not coming off smoothly. |
| The group ahead
of us is playing too slow. It's throwing off my rythym. |
| The guy on the
golf channel hit these clubs perfectl every time. They don't seem to work for
me. |
| The guys behind
us are pushing us. They are making me nervous. |
| The hall keeps
getting in my eyes. Maybe we should wait until the storm passes. |
| The head of my
driver fell off during my swing. |
| The hole was in
a different spot when I scouted the course this morning. |
| The instructor
told me to play my slice and now I hit the ball straight. |
| The leaky faucet
at my mistress's home kept me up all night. |
| The lessons I
took on the internet are not working they way they said. |
| The library was
out of the golf magazine. |
| The lie I had
wasn't perfectly perfect. |
| The nearest golf
course is 200 miles from my house. |
| The only tree
on the entire hole and I have to hit it twice. |
| The photographer's
flashbulbs are throwing off my concentration. I need to get off the tour. |
| The pin placement
was different yesterday. It almost seems like they change it every day. |
| The practice green
was much faster. |
| The putting green
was closed this morning. |
| The ranger keeps
following me around. I can't focus when I'm being watched. |
| The rough is way
too long. This is unfair. |
