| The Rye grass
isn't fair. I can't play on anything but bluegrass. |
| The sand is much
heavier in Scotland. |
| The sand trap
should not be right in the middle of the fairway. Oh, I thought that was our fairway. |
| The slow play
throws off my concentration. It shouldn't take 5 1/2 hours for a round. |
| The snow keeps
getting in my eyes. |
| The starter told
me to lay up on this hole. I am a fool for listening. |
| The sun dried
out the green. The balls are rolling too fast. |
| The sun screen
I put on my hands made them greasy and my club slipped. |
| The sun was in
my eyes. |
| The tee box has
no grass in it. I only play well at well-manicured courses. |
| The tee was leaning
too far forward. |
| The video golf
instruction tape I purchased didn't teach me how to putt. |
| The warden wouldn't
let me practice all those years in prison. |
| The water in the
creek wasn't this high last week. That would have been a great shot. |
| The weightlifting
I am doing has made me too huge for golf. |
| The wind blew
my skirt up into my face. |
| The wind held
the ball up in the air. I knew I should have gone to church instead. |
| The wind keeps
shifting directions. It seems we are always playing into the wind. |
| The wind keeps
shifting when I hit. |
| There are no ball
washers on this whole course. I can't play with dirty balls. |
