| Those airplanes
are flying too low. The exhaust pushed my ball into the water. |
| Those damn people
won't shut up. |
| Those guys were
making too much noise in the other fairway. |
| Those hedges were
just planted. That's a do-over. |
| Those swing machines
are too expensive. |
| Titanium balls
fly too far for my ability. |
| To hell with the
tournament. Besides, I don't look good in green jackets anyway. |
| What do you mean,
winter rules aren't allowed in the summer? |
| When I yelled
'fore', my caddie thought that was the club I needed. |
| When I'm on the
practice tee the all always goes straight. |
| When the hole
was moved, the greens-keeper left a gap in the green. There goes my eagle. |
| When you leaned
on your putter, and it left an indentation on the green. |
| You are never
watching when I hit a good shot. |
| You should have
seen my play last week. |
| You should have
told me about the water on this hole. |
| You were moving
when I was attempting my birdie putt. |
| Your cell phone
should have been switched off. I want a do-over. |
| Your cigar smoke
keeps getting in my eyes when I putt. |
| Your farts stink.
I can't concentrate, let alone breathe. |
| Your golf shirt
is too bright. Who the hell dresses you? |
