| I didn't put on
my deodorant this morning and the smell is making my eyes water. |
| I don't care how
I score when I'm young. My only goal is to live long enough to shoot lower than
my age. |
| I don't have a
sand wedge. I lost it in the lake last time I played. |
| I don't like these
balls I bought over the Internet. They fly too far. |
| I don't like this
gripless club but my broker gave it to me. |
| I drank too much
coffee - I have the shakes. |
| I dropped my left
shoulder and hooked the ball. |
| I duffed the shot.
No excuse for that. |
| I focus my attention
on putting, not on my drives. |
| I focus too much
on where the ball is going. I can never follow through. |
| I forgot about
that trap in front of the green. |
| I forgot my antacid
and I have bad indigestion from eating all that candy last night. |
| I forgot my golf
visor in the car. |
| I forgot my sunglasses
in my other golf bag. |
| I forgot my umbrella
in the car. Now my glasses are foggy. |
| I forgot to take
my vitamins this morning. Now I'm out of energy. |
| I get nervous
shooting last all the time. |
| I get so excited
when I play, I can't relax. I love this game. |
| I got whip lash
when you started the cart. Now my neck hurts. |
| I gripped the
clubs too far down and topped the ball. |
