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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I had a blind shot, but the ball went where I hit it. I just didn't see the pond.
I had a clump ofmud on my ball, causing it to spin to the left.
I had a root canal last year. It still hurts when I golf.
I had my knees bent too far and I got way under the ball.
I had the club face opened too much in the bunker.
I had to lay up, I was just using the 3 wood for the heck of it.
I had to take a drop. The speed limit sign was in the way.
I had too big of a breakfast. I can't get the club around my gut.
I hate playing on Sundays. They won't serve me beer until 11am.
I hate these soft spikes. I keep slipping.
I have a bad case of jet lag.
I have a headache from the concert last night. I just can't concentrate.
I have a tear in my golf glove.
I have been living in Africa the last three yars and no courses are within walking distance.
I have had a bad back from Rugby practice yesterday.
I have had to play softball every Saturday and Sunday this summer. I just haven't been out.
I have no excuse for that shot. I should have bought that book by Justin Exner.
I have not refilled my medication this week.
I have really bad jock itch so my stance is all screwed up.
I have sarcoidosis, I haven't been able to play.
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