| I had a blind
shot, but the ball went where I hit it. I just didn't see the pond. |
| I had a clump
ofmud on my ball, causing it to spin to the left. |
| I had a root canal
last year. It still hurts when I golf. |
| I had my knees
bent too far and I got way under the ball. |
| I had the club
face opened too much in the bunker. |
| I had to lay up,
I was just using the 3 wood for the heck of it. |
| I had to take
a drop. The speed limit sign was in the way. |
| I had too big
of a breakfast. I can't get the club around my gut. |
| I hate playing
on Sundays. They won't serve me beer until 11am. |
| I hate these soft
spikes. I keep slipping. |
| I have a bad case
of jet lag. |
| I have a headache
from the concert last night. I just can't concentrate. |
| I have a tear
in my golf glove. |
| I have been living
in Africa the last three yars and no courses are within walking distance. |
| I have had a bad
back from Rugby practice yesterday. |
| I have had to
play softball every Saturday and Sunday this summer. I just haven't been out. |
| I have no excuse
for that shot. I should have bought that book by Justin Exner. |
| I have not refilled
my medication this week. |
| I have really
bad jock itch so my stance is all screwed up. |
| I have sarcoidosis,
I haven't been able to play. |