| I have tendonitis
in my left foot. |
| I have tennis
elbow. What the hell is tennis elbow anyway? |
| I have to go to
the bathroom, and I can't concentrate when I have to go #2. |
| I haven't been
able to play since the auto accident. I can't sue for strokes. |
| I haven't had
any money to play, my school loans are due. |
| I haven't had
sex all month. I just can't putt. I have not control of my stick. |
| I haven't had
time to practice my putting. |
| I haven't taken
putting lessons yet. |
| I hit it off the
heel of the club. |
| I hit it off the
toe of the club. |
| I hurt my elbow
when I got out of that damn cart. |
| I hurt my hips
while having sex last night. |
| I just can't envision
the shot - and that's the key to the whole game. |
| I just can't find
the sweet spot. |
| I just can't gauge
the chip-shots like I used to. |
| I just can't generate
the power like when I was young. |
| I just can't get
that triple bogey out of my head. |
| I just can't keep
my mind off her, it's so frustrating. Where is the beer girl anyway? |
| I just choked.
Again... |
| I just didn't
get all of the ball. |
