| I just don't have
any rhythm today, I need to listen to some music. |
| I just don't know
what the hell I'm doing wrong. |
| I just don't play
well in the sun, rain, clouds, snow or sleet - I lose my focus. |
| I just keep pushing
the ball. I don't know what the hell is wrong. |
| I just moved to
a new house and my back is aching. I have no follow-through. |
| I just need to
work on my grip. |
| I just want the
most strokes for the money - to heck with my score. |
| I keep closing
the club face and I can't get the loft to clear the red tees. |
| I keep moving
my putter when I swing my shoulders. |
| I keep picking
up my head, I'm afraid the geese are going to do their business on me. |
| I keep pulling
the ball. It must be the aerobics I've been taking. |
| I keep second-guessing
my shots. |
| I left my new
clubs in my other car. |
| I left my pitching
wedge in the lake over there. |
| I left my watch
on and it throws off my balance. |
| I lifted the tip
of the putter too high off the ground. |
| I lined up with
the ball too close to my left foot. |
| I lost all my
money gambling and now I can't afford lessons. |
| I lost my contact
on the last hole. I'm playing one-eyed. |
| I lost one of
my contacts and the flagstick is all fuzzy. |