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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I just don't have any rhythm today, I need to listen to some music.
I just don't know what the hell I'm doing wrong.
I just don't play well in the sun, rain, clouds, snow or sleet - I lose my focus.
I just keep pushing the ball. I don't know what the hell is wrong.
I just moved to a new house and my back is aching. I have no follow-through.
I just need to work on my grip.
I just want the most strokes for the money - to heck with my score.
I keep closing the club face and I can't get the loft to clear the red tees.
I keep moving my putter when I swing my shoulders.
I keep picking up my head, I'm afraid the geese are going to do their business on me.
I keep pulling the ball. It must be the aerobics I've been taking.
I keep second-guessing my shots.
I left my new clubs in my other car.
I left my pitching wedge in the lake over there.
I left my watch on and it throws off my balance.
I lifted the tip of the putter too high off the ground.
I lined up with the ball too close to my left foot.
I lost all my money gambling and now I can't afford lessons.
I lost my contact on the last hole. I'm playing one-eyed.
I lost one of my contacts and the flagstick is all fuzzy.
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