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I lost the ball in the fog, but it was headed straight for the green. Someone must have picked it up.
I made it over the lake last time. It must be the humidity.
I moved my body too far on impact and sliced it into the fairway but it rolled into the woods.
I moved my right knee on the back-swing, creating an illusion of power which was improperly assessed.
I must need new glasses.
I need a beer and the beer cart lady hasn't been around.
I need one of those shark grips on my putter. It seems to work for all the guys on the tour.
I need to change my putting technique.
I need to relax. I'm playing way too fast.
I need yellow lenses for my sunglasses, I'm getting too many ultraviolet rays.
I needed to use a seven, not an eight, just short of a hole in one.
I never aligned the club face on my set-up.
I never centered my shaft.
I never even saw that tree next to the pond next to the forest.
I never flared my left foot.
I never follow through when trying to get out of a bunker.
I never had a shot-the tree was in the way.
I never looked at the whole green. It slopes left.
I never noticed this trap before. I usually hit the green from 275 out.
I never played this course before, so I'm not familiar with the layout.
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