| I never saw the
break from that angle. |
| I never tilted
my shoulders. |
| I normally hit
a bucket of balls before playing. |
| I only care if
I look good, not how I play. |
| I only par holes
with white flags. |
| I only play for
personal, non-substantive goals. |
| I only play for
the camaraderie. |
| I only play well
on hilly courses. |
| I only play well
when I bet. |
| I only read three
angles to the putt. I should have taken all four. I'm too lazy. |
| I only started
playing last month. |
| I only took the
game up to get away from the wife. I don't really care if I'm good. |
| I opened the face
of the club. It must be the cast. |
| I picked up my
foot on my back-swing. |
| I play better
with a hard golf ball. These soft ones are for the pros. |
| I play better
with golfers who are actually good. |
| I play better
with women. They motivate me. |
| I play for the
exercise, not the score. |
| I played the ball
too far back in my stance and I couldn't get it over that tree. |
| I played too much
softball last wek, I'm hitting the ball too flat. |
