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I pulled a muscle in my leg while helping an elderly lady get her bag out of the car trunk.
I pulled my club too far back on the back-swing, creating in sufficient torque on the forward transition.
I pulled the putt because an ant crawled on my shoe.
I pulled the putter too far back.
I pushed my hips too much while trying to get out of that fairway trap.
I put way too much spin on the ball and it rolled off the green, over the hill, bounced off that rake and fell into the trap.
I putted really well on the miniature golf course last night.
I quit smoking yesterday.
I ran out off tees, so I had to use half a tee and I couldn't get the loft required to fly the trap.
I read way too much into the putts.
I rotated my hands too far to the left, which made the club face open at an improper point of the swing.
I shot a 71 on this course last time. Then again, it was on my computer.
I should have focused on the spot behind the ball.
I should have put more iron on the ball.
I should have used the putter to get out of the bunker.
I slept on my shoulder the wrong way. Now my swing is all messed up.
I spread my legs too far and I couldn't see my balls, I mean ball.
I stubbed my toe on the base of my bed, now I can't wear my golf shoes.
I swung down on the ball.
I teed the ball too slow.
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