|
Excuses that you
can tell when you have played a bad shot
|
| A fly landed on
my ball right when I hit. |
| A squirrel picked
up my ball and put it in the bunker. |
| A squirrel pushed
my ball into the trap, the good-for-nothing wannabe rats. |
| After that last
shot, I'm just too embarrassed to try and hit the ball. |
| All the golf schools
I liked were too expensive - so I self-taught. |
| Before the sex
change, I was allowed to hit from the red tee. Its just too difficult to score
now. |
| Bermuda grass
sucks. My club keeps getting stuck. |
| Damn it! Damn
it! Damn it! |
| Damn it, have
you no etiquette? Please quit breathing when I swing. |
| Didn't you hear
that sound in the woods during my swing? It sounded like a duck. What's that smell? |
| Ever since I made
a hole-in-one, I can't concentrate. |
| Fore! |
| From three hundred
yards out it looks like the green sloped away. I should have laid up. |
| Golf is about
etiquette, not playing well. |
| Golf isn't fun
if it's competitive, so I don't try hard. |
| Hackers tore up
the green. I can't play competively under these circumstances. |
| I aimed my shoulder
too far left of the target. |
| I always aim too
far left when coming out of the bunker. |
| I always choke
when money is on the line. |
| I always get kicked
off the course for being intoxicated. This is the first round I've finished. |
