| A ten-foot putt counts just the same as a ten-foot drive |
| Even if it's a 5-iron, the lowest numbered iron in your bag will always be impossible to hit |
| Even if it's a 5-iron, the lowest numbered iron in your bag will always be impossible to hit |
| Everyone turns in a 2-iron, but you can kiss that wedge good-bye |
| Funny-looking putters have short life spans |
| If you have to keep the cart on the cart path, unless you take every single one of your clubs over to your ball, you won't have the right club |
| If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as John Daly does, simply play to lay up just short of a water hazard |
| It always takes at least five holes to notice that a club is missing |
| Its the right club, but you decide it's the wrong club |
| It's the right club, but you think it might be too little club so you try to kill it, or it might be too much club, so you quit on the shot |
| It's the wrong club |
| Never ask the pro if you need a new set of clubs |
| Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it |
| Never hit trick shots with demo clubs |
| Nothing cools off a putter quicker than a hot driver |
| The best thing about a 60-degree wedge is it's a great club for getting the ball out of the lies you're going to end up in if you're dumb enough to use a 60-degree wedge |
| The best thing about hybrids is that no one can tell that your 150-yard club used to be a wood, not an iron |
| The best way to cause the reappearance of a club lost on the course is to order a replacement |
| The reason those fancy wedges are so expensive is they come with a free case of the shanks |
| The straightest iron shot of the day will be exactly one club short |
| The week after you break down and buy one of those super-duper new drivers, they'll knock a hundred bucks off the price and release a brand new model with a better shaft and a bigger head |
| When in doubt, just ask yourself, What would Tiger hit?, and use six more clubs |
| When someone asks what club you hit, always subtract one or add two |
| When you're between clubs, it's always the other club, unless it's the other other club |
| You can hit the ball 30 yards with any club in the bag |
| You can't hit decent tee shots with a 3-wood unless you carry a driver you never use |
| You haven't really hit bottom until you need to get your ball retriever regripped |
| You really need only four clubs to hit every bad shot in golf |
