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Too
foggy to see
Two dim-witted
golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3. They can see the flag, but not the
green. The first golfer hits his ball into the fog and the second golfer does
the same. They proceed to the green to find their balls.
One ball is about
6 feet from the cup while the other found it's way into the cup for a hole-in-one.
Both were playing the same type of balls, TopFlite 2, and couldn't determine
which ball was which.
They decided to
ask the golf pro to decide their fate. After
congratulating both golfers on their fine shots, the golf pro asks,
"Which one
of you used the orange one ?"
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