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The
Golf Pro Prayer
The
Pro is my Shepherd,
I shall not Slice.
He maketh me to
Drive Straight
Down Green Fairways;
He leadeth me
Safely
across Still Water-Hazards;
He restoreth my
Approach Shots.
He Leadeth me
in the Paths of
Accuracy for my Game's Sake.
Yea, though I
chip through the Roughs
in the shadows of Sand Traps,
I will fear no Bogies.
For his Advice
is with me;
His Putter and
Irons,
they confort me.
He prepareth my
Strategy for me
in the presence of mine Opponents;
He anointeth my
head with Confidence:
The Cup will not be runneth over!
Surely Birdies
and Eagles shall follow
me all the Rounds of my Life,
And I will score
in the Low Eighties
Amen
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