An older couple
are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play-off
hole, and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her
stance and her husband can see her trembling.
She putts and misses, they lose the match. On the way home in the car her husband
is fuming, " I can't believe you missed that putt!" "That putt was no longer
than my 'willy'."
The wife just looked over at her husband and smiled and said, "yes dear, but
it was much harder!"