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Bill and his wife
Sally died and went to Heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel
who was to show them the place. Right over here, we have our very own golf course!
"Wow! It's beautiful! Can we play it now?" they both asked. "Sure!" said the
couple began playing. It was the most beautiful course they had ever seen. Everything
was perfect... the fairways, the greens, even the roughs. The more they played
the more the woman beamed with happiness, but she noticed her husband was becoming
disheartened and angry.
her husband on what was wrong. She said, "I can't understand why you're not
happy. We're in Heaven! We're together! We're playing on the most beautiful
and perfect golf course ever! What's wrong with you?"
"If you hadn't fed us those DAMN bran muffins, we'd been here years ago!"