| Next Joke
mockery of the game
Bill, the avid
golfer got married; the marriage was getting into problems as he was playing
golf five days a week. They finally talked about it and Sally asked Bill if
he could teach her golf. That way they both could enjoy golf and improve their
marriage. Bill argued that golf is a serious game and that she is just trying
to destroy the one perfect thing in life. After some arguing, Bill agreed to
have her go to the course with him.
They went to
the course and Sally signed up to take some lessons with the local pro. The
lessons kept going on everyday, and Bill was happy she didn't bother him. One
day, Bill's buddy Ralph asked him how the marriage was going. Bill replied,
"It is great; ever since she started taking golf lessons, she doesn't bother
me and lets me play all the golf I want." Ralph replied with a sad shake of
his head, "Really? Then I guess you don't know that she is screwing around with
the golf pro!"
Bill's eyes turned
red, smoke came out of his ears, and he became quite scary. He said, "I knew
it couldn't last; I knew Sally would make a mockery of the game!