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Why
single men are thinner
I attended a golf
convention in London over the winter and was somewhat interested in the result
of one particular study performed on golfers; specifically I was interested
in late afternoon league golfers. This study indicated that the single gentlemen
who play in these leagues are "skinnier" than the married ones.
The reason for
this phenomenon was quite simple when we finally found the answer. The single
golfer goes out and plays his round of golf, has a "refreshment" at the 19th
hole, goes home and goes to his refrigerator. He finds nothing decent there,
so he goes to bed. The married golfer goes out and plays his round of golf,
has a "refreshment" at the 19th hole, goes home and goes to bed, finds nothing
decent there, so he goes to his refrigerator.
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