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I'll
go back as a...
A man was golfing
one day and was struck by lightning. He died and went to heaven. Saint Peter
told him when he arrived at the gates of heaven that the bolt of lightning was
actually meant for his golf partner. But, because God doesn't want it known
that he makes mistakes,the man would have to go back to earth as someone other
that himself.
Well, the man
thought about it for awhile and announced to Saint Peter that he wanted to return
to earth as a lesbian.
Saint Peter asked
the man why a macho guy like him would choose to return as a lesbian. The man
answered, "It's simple really, this way I can still make love to a woman,
AND I can hit from the red tees"!!
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