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How
did you get here
Man
playing by himself on a gorgeous clear morning, thinking he wouldn't be dead
for quids. After parring the first two holes, he lines up on the third, a 400
yard par four, and hits a screamer down the middle. He lines up his second with
a 3-iron, but shanks it. It hits a tree, ricochets back, hits him between the
eyes and he drops dead on the fairway.
His
spirit floats up to the Pearly Gates. "Who are you? says St. Peter.
"Henry
Chapman" says Henry Chapman.
St
Peter looks at his clipboard and scratches his head. "I've got no record
of you being due; how did you get here?"
"In
Two."
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