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Unlucky
Sam
Dame Fortune was
seldom kind to Sam . Although Sam had a real zest for life he was constantly
beset by bad luck. He loved poker but poker did not love Sam; he played the
stock market with great anticipation but always seemed to be the one who bought
high and sold low. His life seemed to be full of more downs than ups.
His greatest
delight was his golf game. Not that Sam was a great golfer; in fact, he never
managed to break 100, but the odd shot that somehow ended up in the general
area he had in mind was enough to keep his hopes alive. Finally Sam became ill
and passed away. But just before he died, he asked that his remains be cremated
and his ashes be scattered just off the fairway on the ninth hole of his home
course.
Accordingly,
a gathering assembled to carry out Sam's wishes. It was a bright sunny day and
was going well. Then, as the ashes were being strewn .... a gust of wind came
up and ... blew Sam out of bounds.
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