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10 signs your partner is a murderer
10. You start
out as a foursome and end up a duo
9. He celebrates
his hole-in-one by strangling a squirrel
8. Claims his
ball was planted in the sand trap by Mark Fuhrman
7. When he yells
"Fore!" people really pay attention
6. Always wants
to bet $8.5 million a hole
5. Gets really
jumpy whenever anyone goes near his golf bag
4. When you drive
into the rough, he says, "You play golf about as well as Marcia Clark prosecutes!"
3. His last partner
was found hanging off the little windmill at the local putt-putt
2. When you ask,
"What's your handicap?" he says, "Violent paranoid schizophrenia"
1. His caddy:
A.C. Cowlings
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