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Random thoughts on golf
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and
yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called
golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front
of you, and the fastest are those behind.
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too
often.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen
holes, and return with three enemies.
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before
swinging, and once again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count,
criticize or laugh.
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