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Some hazard

At New Zealand's Rotorua Club they include bubbling mud pools, quicksand and steaming geysers and the water hazards are hot and fast flowing.

A visiting American player on the twelfth came across a quicksand bog.

Extending from it was a hand gesticulating wildly. "My, oh my," said the American, "is he signalling for his wedge?"