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The
lucky frog
A man takes the
day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when
he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone, so he tries again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong; he puts his other
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits a birdie. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow! That's amazing! You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit. Lucky frog. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think,
frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood," was the reply. The guy takes out a 3
wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "Ok! Where to next?" The frog's reply: "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
The frog and the man go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok, frog; now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the
man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3,000,
black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win, but after
the golf game, the man figures - what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the
frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You won me all this
money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss Me". He figures,
why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. So, he kisses
the frog. All of a sudden, the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old
girl in the world.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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