A couple of old
guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of
dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist
a few years before.
"Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked
a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the
groin. That was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."